Please check all weapons at the door.
I've received a number of calls over the past two weeks from concerned people asking if someone shot me. NO, I HAVE NOT BEEN SHOT, or even shot at, for a few years now. I did sustain a nasty-looking wound, but it wasn't from anything anywhere near as exciting as a gunfight. (The story will cost you a drink.) I do, however, deeply appreciate your concern for me.
In unrelated news, address me as "General" if you see me oot and aboot before December (to help me get in character; I'm having a little trouble with this one...).
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joecamel) wrote,
